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Sailor Obama by liferaven Sailor Obama by liferaven
He is the one named Sailor Obama
Fighting Republicans by moonlight
Winning elections by daylight
With his Sailor Cabinet there to help fight
He is the one named Sailor Obama
He is the one named Sailor Obama
He is the one named...Sailor Obama


I waited until after the election to submit this, lest some dumbass actually let this thing affect their decision. If you look closely, those are Captain America's shields on his head.

KAWAII MUTHERFUCKER
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:icondisengage10:
disengage10 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2016
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
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staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
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she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you

Sorry, I'm very superstitious.
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RelativeEquinox Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
In the name of the healthcare, I uh... punish you. 

Super, uh, American Crystal, uuuhh, Drone Strike!
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KawaiiSenpaiForever Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2016
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:iconpika-sparks:
Pika-Sparks Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
da fuck XD
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:iconbearmeme:
bearmeme Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015
I AM IN LOVE :heart:
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:iconamyonblackfire:
AmyOnBlackFire Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This has made my day XD
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:iconshadowedblackraven:
ShadowedBlackRaven Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
Perfection encapsulated.
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:icondiscommodingcocks:
DiscommodingCocks Featured By Owner May 9, 2014
MORE LIKE OBAMA'S CAPTAIN AMERICA

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:iconlndzbrdn:
lndzbrdn Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YESSSSS, PRISTINE QUALITY POLITICALLY-CHARGED WONDERFULNESS. seriously, this is great :+favlove:
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:iconsailoramerica:
SailorAmerica Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LMFAO 
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:iconunicornlover10:
Unicornlover10 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I love this @F@ :D
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:iconiiibrokeyhu:
iiibrokeyhu Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOVE THIS ♥
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:iconmiloticmadness:
Miloticmadness Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN..... What? XD
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:iconhordsramen:
HordsRamen Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
*twitch*
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:iconashstream:
ashstream Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL.

This is so messed up but once I read the poem I cracked. XD
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:iconsunfeather18:
SunFeather18 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OBAMA CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN >W<
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:iconjpgknight:
JPGKnight Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lmao, I just had to see this! :XD:
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:iconkurumi-lover:
Kurumi-Lover Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes, good.
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:iconanie92:
Anie92 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist
oh my god :D ha ha ha
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:iconspunkyfreakster:
SpunkyFreakster Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL! :D
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:icongameboi9321:
gameboi9321 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
My eyes.... :iconbloodytearsplz:
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:iconliferaven:
liferaven Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
here you go :iconglassesplz:
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:iconbandicooty:
Bandicooty Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
Mah fellow Americans.
Prepare for a sexy transformation scene.
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:iconliferaven:
liferaven Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconobamaplz:
:iconmonroeplz:
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:iconqrscomplex:
QRScomplex Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
The imagery is believable. Nothing manly about him at all.
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:iconliferaven:
liferaven Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
I will ignore that you think that Obama has no masculinity, and focus on the fact that you believe that a man possessing feminine traits is bad, or something to ashamed of. For that, :iconslapplz:
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RhetoricHaystack Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Professional General Artist
you are joking, right? if you see femininity in President Obama [the real one] you must be projecting. sure, he isnt a coal miner or a trucker, but he is a cosmopolitain urbanite...he is refined and well groomed, that doesn't make him feminine or not 'manly' as you say. you must really have an issue with him and with the 'unmanly' to correlate the two entirely on your own...well, with the help of this deviation and possible misogynistic pundits.
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:iconqrscomplex:
QRScomplex Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Who knows Pax? A cosmopolitan urbanite lol. He has come a long way hasn't he? All the way from Kenya;)

Maybe I don't see him as incredibly manly because his wife is considerably more physically formidable than him. Forgive my biased social norms, I keep forgetting about the "change" that is setting in.
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Strawberrigurl Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013
Damn, haters, haters everywhere. Attack his politics if you disagree with them. Attacking his masculinity is both immature and a sign of intellectual deficiency. Aka stupid.
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RhetoricHaystack Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional General Artist
are all men meant to be judged in contrast to their wives? that's kind of a strange way of looking at it. personally, i don't think being small and skinny is a sign of femininity. yeah, if you are judging him on the old stone age standard of physical girth, yes, he is lacking. but what, pray tell, does that have to do with his beliefs and his chosen path of governance? i respect that you disagree with the President, but these kinds of criticisms are not becoming of an intelligent rapport.
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lolitalover42 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Student

i agree in saying that guys don't need to be the sterotype "manly", too much muscle is a turn off for a lot of girls. It s for me. I like a nice suit because I want a super smart guy. Big buff guys just look like idiot meatheads.

 

 

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DiamondArkAngel Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Omg XD lmfao >w< laughed so hard at this X3
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:iconliferaven:
liferaven Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
:giggle:
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:iconluckylilith:
LuckyLilith Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
:rofl:
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:iconliferaven:
liferaven Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
:giggle:
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The-Laughing-Rabbit Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is to absurd not to comment on, as to what to say, I don't know. Sooooooooooo...
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:iconliferaven:
liferaven Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
uwu
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:iconhunghost:
HunGhost Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
What have you done to his tiara??
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:iconasimpleviolet:
ASimpleViolet Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Student Artist
:iconobamaplz:
:iconanimeboobsplz:
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:iconliferaven:
liferaven Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconobamaplz:
:iconmonroeplz:
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:iconchristal-phobic:
Christal-Phobic Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER, OKAY?
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:iconliferaven:
liferaven Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
:hug:
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Moonstone27 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012   General Artist
Lord thats a scary sight. Pleassseeee don't let the wind blow. I mean Michelle will probably like what's under there but I don't want to see that much of him 8B;;
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:iconliferaven:
liferaven Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
I can just totally imagine it now, Michelle would be all like, "HONEY YOUR SKIRT PULL IT DOWN" and his daughters would be all like "OMIGOD DAD STOP PLEASE"
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:iconmoonstone27:
Moonstone27 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012   General Artist
No his daughters would probably "MY EYESSSSSSS D8>>!!" and thats if the wind blows from behind.
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Sketchevrywir Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
fffffwahahahahahahaha! i laughed so hard about this! you are a genius! he is the one named sailor obama! hahahaha!
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:iconliferaven:
liferaven Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
thank you :giggle:
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SailorMoonAndSonicX Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I like Obama somewhat but... Oh, gosh. xD
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:iconliferaven:
liferaven Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
:giggle:
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