Sailor Obama

He is the one named Sailor Obama
Fighting Republicans by moonlight
Winning elections by daylight
With his Sailor Cabinet there to help fight
He is the one named Sailor Obama
He is the one named Sailor Obama
He is the one named...Sailor Obama

I waited until after the election to submit this, lest some dumbass actually let this thing affect their decision. If you look closely, those are Captain America's shields on his head.

KAWAII MUTHERFUCKER